The kind late-night hosts put their post-election meltdowns on complete show Wednesday night not up to 24 hours upcoming President-elect Donald Trump’s victory over Vice President Kamala Harris
Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon greeted their displays with indistinguishable rehearsed acts — placing on a faux smile and lamenting concerning the extreme evening that they had on account of Trump’s win.
“I spent a lot of time over the past 17 hours thinking about what I would say tonight, or even if there is anything to say tonight, and there’s nothing, goodnight everybody,” Kimmel said strolling off the level.
The 56-year-old ABC host returned and referred to as election evening “the worst taco Tuesday of my whole life” as he mentioned he was once working out what took place.
“Those of you who are hate watching this show right now wanting to watch me suffer, you will be happy to know that there was no joy in Mudville last night,” he mentioned.
Kimmel turned into emotional nearest on when he claimed it was once a coarse evening for a number of other teams.
“Let’s be honest, it was a terrible night last night,” he mentioned.
“It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go,” Kimmel mentioned, pausing to struggle again tears. “It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him, and guess what, it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too, you just don’t realize it yet,” he added.
Kimmel baselessly claimed that Trump’s victory was once a excellent evening for Russian President Vladimir Putin, polio, Silicon Valley billionaires and the “wriggling brain worms who sold their souls to bow down to Donald Trump.”
“I’ve been trying to come up with something positive, the best I can come up with is we’ve been through this once before and yes this time it’s probably gonna be worse, maybe a lot worse,” Kimmel mentioned.
“I’m disappointed, I know a lot of you are too. I thought commonsense would prevail. I’m so stupid, I always think it’s gonna but for a lot of people this just isn’t important. It’s not high on their list.”
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NBC’s Meyers revealed that he had voted for Harris, mockingly quipping that no one knew which candidate he had supported within the weeks prior to the election.
The 50-year-old “SNL” alum mentioned election evening felt find it irresistible was once taking to be Christmas Eve — both Santa left you items below the tree Christmas Morning, or “just took a huge dump in your fireplace.”
“I don’t think Donald Trump’s a good person. I will even go as far as saying he’s a bad person. Now in my defense, I’m only basing that on everything that I’ve ever been taught about what makes someone good or bad,” Meyers mentioned.
“This is real and this is something I accept. Half the country thinks he is a good person or that don’t care that he’s not and thinks he’s a good president. And because of that he’s going to be our president again,” he added.
Meyers quiet demeanor didn’t endmost lengthy as he arrange his “A Closer Look” area into the 2024 Presidential Election.
“Well, Donald Trump has won the 2024 election and will be president again for four more years, or eight or 12 or whatever,” he mentioned maniacally guffawing.
“We live in an infinite time-warp where Donald Trump has always been and will always be the center of the universe. There can be no escape, all hail our powerful and benevolent supreme leader,” Meyers mentioned.
CBS host Colbert’s opening on the “Late Show” started with a extra somber manner as he spoke immediately into the digicam in entrance of a peaceful target audience.
“Hey there, how are you doing?” Colbert started his display. “If you watch this show regularly I’m guessing you’re not doing great. Yeah, me neither.”
The “Late Show” host retold an come across the place any person apologized to him for having to do a display the generation upcoming the election, however Colbert brushed it off pronouncing he “gets to do a show today.”
Colbert fascinated about telling public not to be isolated all the way through “times like this” and that he was once happy to be doing a “comedy show.”
“No one gets into this business because everything in their life worked out great,” the 60-year-old mentioned. “So we’re built for rough roads.”
Colbert transitioned into the “cold open” showing a number of other publicizes from election evening protection prior to mocking the other reactions of Trump’s victory from all over the world.
Fallon, on the other hand, relied closely on reasonable one-liners and reputedly compelled laughs from the nation all the way through his opening of “The Tonight Show,” on NBC.
“Well guys last night America decided to get back with a crazy ex and elect Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States,” Fallon mentioned. “No matter who you voted for I think we can all agree that it’s going to be a rough Thanksgiving.”
“It was a tough night for Democrats, today they turned to Elon Musk ‘so tell me more about living on Mars, how close are we,” the 50-year-old quipped.
Fallon additionally joked it was once a heavy evening for each Donald Trump and Don Julio.
